We need to talk…

We need to talk about Rod.  I was at a wedding shower last night and someone asked me about the new “man” in my life.  Hmmppf.

I’ve warned him that I’m telling all today.  I’m even posting his picture so that other women will be on guard!

It’s a love hate relationship. Seriously.

He’s so tall….and I’m so short….it can be awkward.

I would call him brooding – he just sits there “staring” at me…silently demanding attention.

He wants to spend time together EVERY day.  EVERY SINGLE ONE!  I need a break sometimes!

He causes a lot of pain.  Not just pain in the moment but he inflicts pain that lasts.  They say that the pain will lessen over time. I’ve heard that before! Some people even say that pain is good for you! What’s wrong with those people?

He really doesn’t talk.  Really.

Supposedly this relationship will provide long term benefits. But…no one can see into the future.

He relates better to my boys than to me….

I’m told he wants to be a part of my life forever.  Do I want that?

I would call him a taker…he’s constantly taking just a little bit of me here and a little bit of me there….

There are days I hate him and never want to see him again.

I think about the future and I love him.

His full name?  Just so you can avoid him at all costs…or maybe go look for him if you think he’s attractive.

TechRod

And here he is!

One response to “We need to talk…”

  1. Beth Stone Avatar

    Lol… I thought there was something fishy about the hints you were giving. :o) Didn’t expect that though!

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I’m a second-generation herbalist with more than 40 years of experience studying herbs and natural remedies. As a mother of four sons and grandmother of nine, I’ve made natural living and heritage skills a part of everyday life for decades! I’m also a Master Gardener (organic), Master Beef Producer (grass fed/grass finished), needleworker and certified life coach. My passion is helping others become more self-sufficient in their health and lives by sharing practical knowledge, time-tested natural remedies, and the heritage skills I’ve learned through decades of experience! Thanks for dropping by!

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